Ha, I work on seismic ships. We travel across the oceans of the world acquiring seismic data used by big oil to try and find more of it. I sit in an office on the ship and monitor the data coming in, 'bout it.
Here are some pics to help you grasp the concept:

So how many water skier's can tie off of this.

I do have ADD and I would probably be in a straight jacket within a couple of days,Or the others would toss me overboard

I'm sure that either would be justifiable in the courts eye.

jk
Q.Out of curiousity... How does one end up with this type of job? It's not like your gonna find an ad in the Sunday paper.....or is it?